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Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she’s happier
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Perez Hilton has
- Posted crotch shots of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car
- Accused Lily Allen of being responsible for her miscarriage by binge drinking.
- Posted intimate photos of Ke$ha and posted enough hate to make her break down crying an hour before performing on X Factor.
- Has outed various celebrities.
- Told Taylor Momsen (who was 16 at the time) to try fisting.
- Tried to rent an apartment in Lady Gaga’s building to stalk her.
How is he not in jail already?
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god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
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ITS REALLY CUTE WHEN YOU SEE OLD PEOPLE BUYING VALENTINES DAY PRESENTS BUT THEN THERES ALSO A CHANGE THAT OLD MAN IS BUYING A PRESENT FOR HIS DEAD WIFE AND HE PUTS IT ON HER GRAVE EVERY YEAR AND SITS NEXT TO HER GRAVE AND JUST TALKS TO HER LIKE EVERYTHING OKAY AND SPENDS HOURS EVERY DAY REMEMBERING HER AND TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND IMSOBBING
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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.
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